I got bored and made a Dan and Phil thing #phan #danandphil #danhowell #danisnotonfire #phillester #amazingphil
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
Do not find homes in people. Do not settle in someone’s else’s skin for the way they make you feel. Plant your roots next to theirs and watch each other grow. Do not fall in love with temporary places.
*wakes up* what the fuck
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
i have never been more sorry in my entire life
edits like these are what make life tolerable
GUYS THIS IS FUCKING CHRIS KENDALL.
WHERE THE FLYING FUCK DIS THIS COME FROM
IM CRYING SO HARD
Dan Having An Orgasm
I would say sorry but I’m really really not.
Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
“She tasted like alcohol and memes.” — Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)
"A sextuplet of pigs!" x